the other day courtney cox looked at me across a somewhat crowded room and i saw a glint in her eye. why was courtney staring at me so intently? obviously because i am good looking. after her sunken eyes peered out from that emaciated frame for longer than the average stare, i realized that she was trying to figure out if i was a boy or a girl.

gotcha courtney! we're a bunch of ladysirs.